For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.
most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel
my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged
"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
This is adorable!!
Ugggghhhh creepy old man just asked me to smile and I said “not for you man” and walked away.. I hope he fuckin gets his dick snapped in half.
Way to go girl!
I’m so fucking tired of school. I give zero fucks about finals. I just want to graduate.